Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Why Liberals Suck Reason 1

Its time to start our series on Why Liberals Suck. Read the op-ed from this clown Chris Satullo from the Philadelphia Inquirer. We shouldn't celebrate Independence Day. We are bad. Our Founding Fathers wouldn't like how we defend this great country in the modern age. Here are a few gems from Satullo's article:

Put the fireworks in storage.

Cancel the parade.

Tuck the soaring speeches in a drawer for another time.

This year, America doesn't deserve to celebrate its birthday. This Fourth of July should be a day of quiet and atonement.

For we have sinned.

We have failed to pay attention. We've settled for lame excuses. We've spit on the memory of those who did that brave, brave thing in Philadelphia 232 years ago.

The America those men founded should never torture a prisoner.

The America they founded should never imprison people for years without charge or hearing.

The America they founded should never ship prisoners to foreign lands, knowing their new jailers might torture them.

Such abuses once were committed by the arrogant crowns of Europe, spawning rebellion.

Today, our nation does such things in the name of our safety. Petrified, unwilling to take the risks that love of liberty demands, we close our eyes.

And all for a scam. The waterboarding, the snarling dogs, the theft of sleep - all the diabolical tricks haven't made us safer. They may have averted this plot or that. But they've spawned new enemies by the thousands, made the jihadist rants ring true to so many ears.

So put out no flags.

Sing no patriotic hymns.

We deserve no Fourth this year.

Let us atone, in quiet and humility. Let us spend the day truly studying the example of our Founders. May we earn a new birth of courage before our nation's birthday next rolls around.




What about tar and feathering? Is that torture. Is slavery? We as a country did that during the Revolution. Satullo's error is that he portrays the our Founding Father as perfect. Typical liberal revisionist history.

You see liberty is great, but not perfect. We are human. This is the best country in the world, because jerks like Satullo get to spew their self hating tripe.

And waterboarding saves American lives without cause undo harm to the enemy.

We should celebrate Independence Day for all that is great about this country. Let Satullo reflect on what a bitter useless human being he happens to be.

1 comment:

Wally Banners said...

George Bush has hurt the United States of America more than Osama Bin Laden ever did. From his Failure to Avenge America from 9/11 to his incompetence in New Orleans. Now our Economy is back to the Great Depression Era. The GOP shoves some senile lifetime Senator in front of the Public and demands that we trust it. GOP can't win wars, GOP can't handle the Economy,GOP doesn't care about the People. GOP = American Al Qaeda.